Unrolled the old map. Mostly ocean, two islands and a coffee stain I've decided to call a lake.
Allow us to introduceSir Whiskerton
Explorer of old maps, keeper of tiny compasses, and gentleman of excellent timing. A monocle, a top hat and a very small master plan.
Polished the monocle. Wound the watch. Asked the compass where north is. It was rude correct.
The plan is very small. It fits on one page, folded into a paper plane, for efficiency.
A very small study
Every expedition begins at a desk. His holds four instruments, and two of them are watching you right now.
The tiny compass
Always points to you.
The pocket watch
Your time, to the second.
The paper plane
Go on, give it a throw.
The telescope
For the night sky, thoroughly.
The voyage
Four stops on the route. Each one lights up as the plane flies over it.
The first page
- $WHISKER launches on pump.fun
- Contract address shared here and on X
- The first crew signs the journal
Gathering the crew
- Memes, portraits and maps from the community
- Paper plane high scores shared on X
- More explorers aboard
Full sail
- Bonding curve completes, migration to DEX
- Live chart in the observatory
- Community raids, politely conducted
Beyond the map
- Collabs with fellow explorers
- A bigger crew, a bigger map
- The monocle stays on. Always
Pull back, let fly.
Press on the map, pull back like a slingshot and release. Five planes, five islands.
The paper plane
- SlingshotPress, pull back away from the target, release. The dotted line shows your aim.
- The windIt changes every throw. Check the arrow and aim a little against it.
- The ringsBullseye 100, middle 50, outer 20. Three bullseyes earns a royal title.
The observatory
An explorer keeps an eye on the horizon. This is the live $WHISKER chart from DexScreener.
The lens is still capped
The live chart appears here as soon as the contract address is published.
Four postcards of instruction
Office
Get a wallet
Install Phantom or Solflare. Keep your seed phrase safer than an old map.
SOL
Load some SOL
Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet. Keep a little for fees.
Harbour
Open pump.fun
Connect your wallet and paste the $WHISKER contract address from the title page.
Page
Swap for $WHISKER
Confirm the swap, then follow Sir Whiskerton on X. Welcome aboard.
One telescope,one paper plane, an entire night sky.
The first page is open. Sir Whiskerton would be delighted to have you aboard.
$WHISKER is a community meme coin with no intrinsic value and no expectation of financial return. Nothing on this site is financial advice. Sir Whiskerton is an explorer, not an advisor.